Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”
Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
I hate people who are naturally really good at small talk and are comfortable with it too wow screw you and your well developed social skills
im so happy the internet exists or else i would be surrounded by people all day
kinda fucked up how you can easily eat back what you worked off exercising for 40 minutes in like 4 seconds
i remember when i was little, i stayed in the bath tub way too long because i wasn’t feeling good, so i fell asleep in the tub (with the water off of course) and when i woke up, i looked at my hands i saw that they were all wrinkled and stuff and i started flippin out because i thought i slept for 60 years